Hi! This is a second blog for reblogging stuff.
My main one is largely for the things I've made.
Here, you get lots of Peep Show related posts and cat gifs. I promise I don't post too often either.
Tonight i’d like to complain a lot. I’m just in one of those moods — I have a lot of things I’d like to complain a about, and they’re actually — I’ve categorized them all specifically, because complaining isn’t charismatic. Ever. You could complain even if you had one leg, and if you complained about it too much people secretly behind your back would be like, ‘He won’t shut the fuck up about it. It’s like just fuckin’ own it, man.’ The guy who comes in and says ‘Hey, let’s just hop to it,’ and everyone’s like, “Leonard owns it, he loves it.’ […] Complaining primatologically is not an attractive feature. […] Strangely enough it seems to have been selected very highly in our species, because we all complain a lot, but it doesn’t turn anybody on. Audiences don’t like it, and especially in my situation, I find I have a lot of things to complain about, so I want to start a new feature — a new Harmontown feature — because people in podcasts like like little categories and features. So I thought in the green room, we’ll call this feature: ‘Things I’m afraid to complain about because it’ll make me sound like either, uh… an asshole.’
I mean here’s a classic example, just to start you off — ‘what do you mean Dan, what kind of complaint can make you sound like an asshole? Doesn’t every complaint make you sound like an asshole?’ No, I complain about lots of stuff all the time. This show’s very hard to do by the way — it’s hard to come down here. Uh, you think you’re a small audience? I have a small heart.
But here’s a real, here’s a real humdinger. […] My gardener’s doing something wrong. I’m not finished. I can’t put my finger on it, but my decorator agrees."